Cos I Love to live so pleasantly, Live this life of luxury

Ok so its not sunny but it is afternoon and I am lazing so just get off my back right or I will send the heavies round. So the fixtures came out today and Everton "entertain" Watford on the opening day of the season in a repeat of the 1984 FA Cup Final. We won 2-0 and Elton John cried which I think you can agree pretty much is the definition of a great day. More worringly Everton play Chelsea on the last day of the season so lets hope we don't need anything from them games. We have Middlesbrough (seriously you should look at that link its amusing) and the barcodes over Christmas both at home which is always a good break from eating stupid amounts of food and farting. The closest fixture to my birthday (26th April fact fans) is Manchester United PLC so that should be fun huh?

My nephew is here today causing trouble as usual. He has just been telling me how Ronaldinho is his favourite player now which is progress from Beckham I guess. When he was first born I started getting him Everton shirts but now others have corrupted him and hes more a Wigan fan. What can you do eh? Anyway we are going to watch Italy v Czech Republic now although depending what happens I may watch Ghana instead.

Still no plans for anything to do and suggestions are welcomed.