Turning Japanese

They are on the telly now and I thought at least the titles of these things could be witty eh? Anyhow I had a nice lie in this morning and refused to get up for the idiot who knocked on the door constantly for about 20 minutes. I'm not a morning person.

So plans for today are pretty much read the paper and watch football again along with that difficult task of getting petrol. I now can't buy petrol without buying Midget Gems. Is that obsessive compulsive behaviour or just being a fat git? The important questions in life that are never answered by politicians eh? One day when I am PM I shall have an independent inquiry into all of this and it won't be just an excuse to get free Midget Gems at all.

So what will today bring? I was feeling kind of down last night so maybe I will get a surge of energy today but I wouldn't bet on it folks. I am now off to read about all things Everton and will leave you with the wonders that is Goodison Park...